The original review of the Orville Redenbacher popcorn bowl and microwave popcorn samples and the coupons and the crinkly wrapping made you weak in the knees. It made you wish you had some lovely popcorn to sit and eat out of your very own Orville Redenbacher popcorn bowl.
I felt your jealousy. I felt your popcorn craving…the one that feels like when you’re at work and someone makes popcorn in the microwave and even though you are sitting miles away from the microwave you can smell it and your mouth is watering. Thankfully, we have the internet, and places where you can buy popcorn in bulk. Just buy an Amazon gift card, buy all the popcorn making supplies you would need with it, and go to the store and tell them to give you all the popcorn and butter they have.
The smell of microwave popcorn is perhaps one of the most recognizable smells in the world. Maybe someone should do a study on it, are humans the only ones susceptible to popcorn cravings? Have we explored all the possibilities of popcorn? When will someone invent cornpops, wait we have??